Thats Jak Cardini. He looks pretty baller out there in space doesnt he? I mean, he's not wearing a space helmet or anything. Just breathing in all that cold darkness. Tough. But then, he has to take a shower. Or go swimming with his nephews. And this happens.
Dont get us wrong, to the left he's reppin GCPM harder than any of us, but what the hell is that reject spirograph looking thing? Is that supposed to be a Stargate? Who does he think he is, an X-Man?
Dont get us wrong, to the left he's reppin GCPM harder than any of us, but what the hell is that reject spirograph looking thing? Is that supposed to be a Stargate? Who does he think he is, an X-Man?We, The Gold County Paper Mill, are embarrassed to be seen on the interweb with this guy. So, we are encouraging you, our adoring fans, to get that thing the fuck off Jak's chest.
ANNOUNCING : The "Jak, Your Chest Is Little Enough, Dont Cover It In Stooopid Shit" Tattoo Re-Design Contest.
Listen Up Yawl! Here Be The Rules.
Designs need to be:
Simple.
No Color.
Relative to the existing size. This dood's chest is TINY.
Think Cheap. Like Jak did when he first got this stooopid fucking tattoo.
Email your dope ass hyper sketch to thepapermill@googlegroups.com
We will then pick a sketch and force Jak to use it to hide his shame.
*UPDATE : Contest Submissions Are Now Being Posted On Our Flickr : http://www.flickr.com/photos/21800805@N07/sets/72157623840120086/
Also, no GCPMers can enter. I know you guys want it the most, but thats just not fair!
But guess what else you get winners?!
THIS SHIT!
There Is A Mars limited ish chapbook by Jak Cardini
Comix : TRANZ, MASKS and Froghead Hangover by William Cardini
The GCPM DVD! Including all our recorded performances AND an interactive DIGI-COMIC!
AND A CHOICE OF ONE OF THESE
THE FIRST ISSUE OF Catch Up : Louisville _OR_
A DOPE ASS GCPM OWL T SHIRT!
A DOPE ASS GCPM OWL T SHIRT!ANNOUNCING THE MAKE FUN OF JAK CARDINI'S TATTOO IN THE COMMENTS SECTION CONTEST
funniest comment gets their choice of the aforementioned GCPM t-shirts
So, get to sketching, emailing and shit talking. And jak, put on a fucken shirt, bird chest!!
First re-design entered by Hayley -Williams Parks
ReplyDeletehttp://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/hoovesandhips/sarahtattoo.jpg
the worst part about it is, you were SOOO PROUD of that tattoo when you got it
ReplyDeleteyou kept going on and on about it and how it had something to do with Lateralus and you wanted to show it to Maynard so he would make out with you
you should just get it all colored in and turn it into a black square
No, you are messing that story up. I wanted your DAD to see it so HE would make out with me.
ReplyDeleteHi, my name is Jak and I designed my very own tattoo with MS Paint and so can you! Square function, circle function, square function, erase function. Done.
ReplyDeleteWow. I remade it in Illustrator in 37 seconds.
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ReplyDeleteBetter yet this. I think it was about the time that you got the tatoo that you wouldn't stop ranting about bohemian grove. http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/00158/images/bgsymbol.gif
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Dood. Cant You guys READ? E M A I L those images.
ReplyDeleteYou write too much. I have a headache. Make up your mind. Now post all our shit.
ReplyDeleteThe Black Square is a good idea. But I say you should definitely get a third nipple tattooed in the box. Even get some hairs in there. Hell, maybe you could tatoo hair on your chest so you could have a hairy chest.
ReplyDeleteGoatse.cx?
ReplyDeleteMan Mr. Anonymous, couldnt you have chosen a newer/grosser internet meme? Goatse? Really? Is this '01? Did the first matrix movie just come out?
ReplyDeleteAt least you couldve gone with JapScat or Two Girls One Cup.
Lets try harder next time.
Goatse is an internet icon. It's kind of like the Mona Lisa of internet pictures.
ReplyDeleteno one won.
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